Every Soul Can Fly

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via pizza)

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textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

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Permalink whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
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noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

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Permalink lulz-time:

i dont need to know the context to be happy with this

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goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

(Source: dipperpienes, via moistbottom)

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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Bird Dance Off  [video]
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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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Permalink harjotlall:

Rats fighting then forget why